My Favourite Quotes

Inspiration

 

For those of you who laugh at me because I am different, I laugh at you because you are all the same.

 

I did not build a wall around my heart to keep people out, but rather to see if someone would love me enough to climb it.

 

Never make someone your everything, because if they leave, you will be left with nothing.

 

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.

 

We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly

 

If you haven’t found something worth dying for then you aren’t fit to live.

 

 

To the world your just one person, but to one person you could mean all the world.

 

Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

 

Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. 

 

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. 

 

We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. 

 

I have learned more from my mistakes than from my successes.

 

Love, Loyalty and Friendship are not what keeps a relationship together, they are merely expressions of a healthy relationship. Intimacy is the secret! Intimacy is the glue that keeps two people together. Remove it and they become unstuck. Those other things starve to death for intimacy is what fed them. The two become friends that drift apart until the distance stretches the love and loyalty to their limits.

 

You cannot change what you refuse to confront.

 

Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.

 

Don’t think of cost.  Think of value.

 

Sometimes you need to distance yourself to see things clearly.

 

Too many people buy things they don’t need with money they don’t have to impress people they don’t know. 

 

No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress, you are still way ahead of everyone who isn’t trying.

 

If a person wants to be a part of your life, they will make an obvious effort to do so.  Think twice before reserving a space in your heart for people who do not make an effort to stay.

 

Making one person smile can change the world – maybe not the whole world, but their world.

 

Saying someone is ugly doesn’t make you any prettier.

 

The only normal people you know are the ones you don’t know very well.

 

Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you react to it.

 

The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.

 

It’s better to be alone than to be in bad company.

 

As we grow up, we realize it becomes less important to have more friends and more important to have real ones.

 

Making a hundred friends is not a miracle.  The miracle is to make a single friend who will stand by your side even when hundreds are against you.

 

Giving up doesn’t always mean you’re weak, sometimes it means you are strong enough and smart enough to let go and move on.

 

Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresea, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, Albert Einstein, etc…

 

If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you don’t, you’ll find an excuse.

 

Don’t choose the one who is beautiful to the world; choose the one who makes your world beautiful.

 

Falling in love is not a choice.  To stay in love is.

 

True love isn’t about being inseparable; it’s about two people being true to each other even when they are separated.

 

While you’re busy looking for the perfect person, you’ll probably miss the imperfect person who could make you perfectly happy.

 

Never do something permanently foolish just because you are temporarily upset.

 

You can learn great things from your mistakes when you aren’t busy denying them.

 

In life, if you don’t risk anything, you risk everything.

 

When you stop chasing the wrong things you give the right things a chance to catch you.

 

Every single thing that has ever happened in your life is preparing you for a moment that is yet to come.

 

There isn’t anything noble about being superior to another person.  True nobility is in being superior to the person you once were.

 

Trying to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.

 

You will never become who you want to be if you keep blaming everyone else for who you are now.

 

People are more what they hide than what they show.

 

Sometimes people don’t notice the things others do for them until they stop doing them.

 

Don’t listen to what people say, watch what they do.

 

Being alone does not mean you are lonely, and being lonely does not mean you are alone.

 

Love is not about sex, going on fancy dates, or showing off.  It’s about being with a person who makes you happy in a way nobody else can.

 

Anyone can come into your life and say how much they love you.  It takes someone really special to stay in your life and show how much they love you.

 

Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie.  Don’t save it for a special occasion; today is special.

 

Love and appreciate your parents.  We are often so busy growing up, we forget they are also growing old.

 

When you have to start compromising yourself and your morals for the people around you, it’s probably time to change the people around you.

 

Learn to love yourself first, instead of loving the idea of other people loving you.

 

When someone tells you, “You’ve changed,” it might simply be because you’ve stopped living your life their way.

 

Someone else doesn’t have to be wrong for you to be right.

 

Be happy.  Be yourself.  If others don’t like it, then let them be.  Happiness is a choice.  Life isn’t about pleasing everybody.

 

When you’re up, your friends know who you are.  When you’re down, you know who your friends are.

 

Don’t look for someone who will solve all your problems; look for someone who will face them with you.

 

If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair, you’re fooling yourself. That’s like expecting the lion not to eat you because you didn’t eat him.

 

No matter how good or bad you have it, wake up each day thankful for your life.  Someone somewhere else is desperately fighting for theirs.

 

The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.

 

Many people are so poor because the only thing they have is money.

 

Learn to appreciate the things you have before time forces you to appreciate the things you once had.

 

When you choose to see the good in others, you end up finding the good in yourself.

 

You don’t drown by falling in the water.  You drown by staying there.

 

It’s better to know and be disappointed than to never know and always wonder.

 

There are things that we don’t want to happen but have to accept, things we don’t want to know but have to learn, and people we can’t live without but have to let go.

 

Happiness is not determined by what’s happening around you, but rather what’s happening inside you.  Most people depend on others to gain happiness, but the truth is, it always comes from within.

 

If you tell the truth, it becomes a part of your past.  If you lie, it becomes a part of your future.

 

What you do every day matters more than what you do every once in a while.

 

You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading your last one.

 

Things turn out best for people who make the best out of the way things turn out.

 

If you don’t like something, change it.  If you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.

 

To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong.

 

Keep climbing. If you can't fly, run. If you can't run, walk. If you can't walk, crawl. But by all means, keep moving!

 

Its sad to belong to someone else when the right one comes along.

 

Care too little, you'll lose them. Care too much, you'll get hurt.

 

We first make our habbits, and then our habbits make us.

 

We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. 
We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. 
By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness. 

 

If you don't know where you are going every road will get you nowhere.

 

I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.

 

However long the night, the dawn will break. 

 


Sarcasm, Irony & Humour

Every cloud has a silver lining (except for the mushroom shaped ones, which have a lining of Iridium & Strontium 90).

 

 

Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

 

 

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

 

 

I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.

 

 

Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.

 

 

Similarly, only people as misanthropic as myself can be counted on not to have to lie to others, since we have the unique luxury of not caring what sort of opinions others formulate about us.

 

 

It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

 

 

I am free of prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

 

 

I'm tired of all this back-slapping, 'aren't humanity neat?' bullshit... We are not special or a beautiful or unique snowflake. We're the same decaying organic matter as everything else, But I don't find that half as annoying as I find bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine and sneezing rainbows! Look in the mirror people; what you see is what you are, you either accept who you are, change who you are, fake who you are or end your life... or you can just stop looking in bloody mirrors!!



I have heard about hitting every branch on the way down out of the ugly tree but some people look like they were raped by the whole damned forest.

 

 

If you are talking about me behind my back you are in a good position to kiss my arse.

 

 

It’s not the goodbyes that hurt, it’s the flash backs that follow.

 

 

Calling all animal lovers, we wish to inform you that your habbits are illegal.

 

 

Animals have rights too. One of those is the right to be tasty. 

 

 

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with

 

 

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

 

 

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out

 

 

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to use sarcasm.

 

 

Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit. Yet it remains the funniest!

 

 

Jealousy is an illness... get well soon!!

 

 

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

 

 

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

 


Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. 

 


Just because you are not paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

 

 

Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.

 

 

Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.

 

 

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

 

 

I thought I was antisocial but it turns out I'm not, I am just anti-stupid!

 

 

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.

 

 

I can't decide whether to be a good example or a horrible warning.

 

 

Every time I hear that dirty word 'exercise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate

 

 

I used to hate everyone before it was mainstream!

 

 

The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.

 

 

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

 

 

Always remember; you're unique, just like everyone else.

 

 

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

 

 

If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I reboot my computer... oh wait, he does.

 

 

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

 

 

Some of us are just trying to get through the day without falling apart.

 

 

Having sex is like playing cards. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

 

 

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

 

 

I often quote myself, it adds spice to the conversation.

 

 

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

 

 

It's all very complex. Or else it's very simple. Or perhaps both. Or neither.

 

 

In a crazy world, it's only your insanity that will keep you sane.

 

 

I'm not okay and you're not okay, and that's OKAY.

 

 

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

 

 

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.

 

 

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.